Interesting Dog Quotes

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Interesting  Dog Quotes
1. “Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”
2.“The best therapist has fur and four legs.”
3.“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”
4. “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers
5.“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones
6.“If your dog is fat, YOU need more exercise.”
7.“Always look up; there are treats beyond your wildest dreams waiting!”
8.“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.”
9.“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” — Anonymous
10.“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”  -Greg Curtis
11.“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” –Aldous Huxley
12.“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”  -Helen Thomson
13.“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
14.Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”  -Kinky Friedman
15.“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”- Orhan Pamuk
16.“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”  – Agnes Turnbull
17.“Life is a series of dogs.”  – George Carlin
18.Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.” – Agatha Christie
19.“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain
20.“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.” – Robert Wagner

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